i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it was like his penis was on wheels.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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