I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We are two peas in an std pod
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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