I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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