used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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