I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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