someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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