It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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