How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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