singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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