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i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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