don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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