At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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