Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
that may or may not have been my penis.
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