Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
