My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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