I must be too annoying 4 u.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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