Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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