please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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