At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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