I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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