Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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