I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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