Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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