You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Randomize
