he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
PANTIES FOUND
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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