Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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