just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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