I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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