I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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