i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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