I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
His nipple licking is glorious
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