Dual....:-)
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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