We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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