There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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