i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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