Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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