I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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