And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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