every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sext me about skeletons
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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