So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
