She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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