I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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