Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
