is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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