There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The power of my boobs compel you
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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