are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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