White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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