Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
