Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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