Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
